Wednesday, October 24, 2007

I just hate Dane Cook

Okay, this guy is just awful. Seriously. Have you guys SEEN the god awful World Series commercials that he does?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! WHY IS THIS GUY FAMOUS?! I guess complete and utter mediocrity sells extremely well in this day and age. Ugh.

Have you seen this?!

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2894391

Okay, so the video is parodying him, but apparently, as inconceivable as it is, this song is COMPLETELY FOR REAL. Yes, Dane Cook has come out with a song, and it's serious and absolutely craptastic.

I feel like this isn't really going anywhere, so I'm going to stop now. But I'm sitting here watching the first game of the World Series, and Dane Cook is being forced upon me, so I decided to write about how much he pisses me off. I was listening to an episode of This American Life earlier today, and there was a segment in which a bunch of 10 year-olds said that Dane Cook is their favorite comedian.

I don't really think I need to say anymore. Except that some people, and I'm not talking about the 10-year olds, really like him. And I don't even know what to say about that.

2 comments:

bex said...

oh danny. i'll admit here on the web: i used to have a crush on dane cook. ONCE. ONCE. i'm going to repeat it again. ONCE. because then, then this king of the douchebags became some sort of mutated version of himself and started to believe his own hype. and it's obvious. and i want to punch him in the face. my fear is that this same thing will happen to andy samberg, but that's another post. dear dane cook, not for nothing, but stop. and reminding me of my ex-boyfriend doesn't help. quit cannibalizing your old material and try to have an original thought. try. i know it's hard. if you can't do it, sit down and shut up.
thanks.
xo
bex
ps dan: when are we hanging out?

Josh said...

Amen. I'd rather watch Lou Dobbs than Dane Cook.